51. Learn to schmooze.

It’s possible that your work will be the least important facet of your being an artist, so start acquiring the important social skills of drug consumption and pretending to care when someone fills your ear with their vapid stories.

50. Go go graduate school!

If you still have not found your artistic calling, consider traveling to New Haven, and get your MFA. You’ll find yourself a handsome network post-graduation.

49. If being inspired proves tiring, try making something uninspired.

Most galleries prefer to show consumer-friendly, middle-of-the-road work because such inoffensive pieces might bring the highest yield. Ex. Mark Flood at the Zach Feuer Gallery.

48. Use a pencil with an eraser.

It’s easier to erase someone’s name on the back of a drawing and replace it with yours than it is to meticulously attempt to copy their work.

47. Use a stapler.

When you’re tired of glue, a stapler is for you. For a more industrial, tough connection. Ex. Baptiste Debombourg’s staple murals. View our instruction video here.

46. Use computer search engines to find things.

If you need a little inspiration and don’t want to get out of your PJs and schlep over to a museum, try using an internet search engine. These things are great, and they have just about eliminated the need for libraries. Some popular examples are: Google, Yahoo, Bing and Ask.com.

45. Restore something old.

Try becoming an Art Historian. You can show your love for Jacques-Louis David by more than just rehashing 18th century French Neoclassicism.

44. Make ’spin art.’

All you need is paint, a canvas, and a spinning platform. Ex. Damien Hirst took the “As Seen on TV” staple to “As Seen in the Tate Modern”.

43. Pushpins.

We’ve all used them in school or at the office, but did you know that you can pop them into a board and make glamorous pictures? Answer: you can. They come in colors and sizes. Ex. Eric Daigh’s ‘Meghan,’ 2009.

42. Be a ‘creative cross-over.’

Why not circumnavigate the entirety of the arts? Keep moving, always try something new. Ex. Jared Leto.

41. Mail a piece to the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

The New York Metropolitan Art Museum catalogs and saves every scrap they get. You too can be in their “Permanent Collection.”

40. Make a comic book.

Not only can you make some money to offset the costs, but you can also write something longer than putting your signature and title on the back.

39. O-ri-ga-mi.

This traditional Japanese folk art began in the 17th century, and it’s still being used to this day. Start with a piece of paper or even some unused money!

38. Start a website for fellow artists.

Art can be resourceful, and functional. Ex. Artips.org, this website.

37. Yellow.

It’s a pretty great color that equally stimulates the long and medium wavelength cone cells of our retina. Common connotations include: sunshine, happiness, warning, Mardi Gras, imagination and liberalism.

36. Tragically expire young.

Ex. Dash Snow.

35. Make a collage.

Nothing says you’ve got creative mental blockage like magazine cut-outs and some Elmer’s glue. Plus, you can make a nifty scrapbook from any remnants. Ex. a collage by Hisham Bharoocha.

34. Stare at someone.

A childhood favorite game is also a work of art. You can look deep into someone’s soul and create a wonderful performance by simply staring. Give it a try on someone unsuspecting. Ex. Marina Abramovic’s ‘The Artist is Present,’ 2010.

33. Paint with a body part.

Nothing says you’re passionate about art like a labial brush stroke or the texture of that stray pubic hair.

32. Steal.

Picasso famously endorsed theft, so it might be worth a try. Ex. The City of Philadelphia’s theft of the entire Barnes Foundation.

31. Elephant dung.

If you need something to spice up your art and possibly make it controversial, elephant dung (ie. poop) may do the trick. Wear gloves while handling and installing dung. Ex. Chris Ofili’s ‘No Woman No Cry,’ 1998.

29. Mezzotint.

We love tints, and so will you. This drypoint printmaking method uses a metal tool with small teeth, called a ‘rocker,’ (be careful!) to roughen the plate and create beautiful tones. Ex. Peter Ilsted’s ‘Sunshine V.’

28. Cut off a body part.

Some people consider this art. Ex. Van Gogh cut off his ear, although some art historians claim Gauguin wielded the knife.

27. Bedazzle!

This one is for all the divas out there. A little glitter can go an very long way. All you need is some sparkly gems and glue (hot is preferred).

26. Make an aquatint.

Stand out from the crowd by using acid-resistant powder resin to create tonal effects in your etchings. Ex. Fransisco Goya’s ‘The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters’ 1799.

25. Use wax-resistant dye on your cloth.

Tired of using normal art supplies? Use Batik, a cloth which is wax-resist dyed. Ex. a textile from Niya, China.

24. Disguise your words with calligraphy.

If you have something abrasive or unfortunate to say, write it in calligraphy. No one will know what you’re saying, and you might not be held accountable for it.

23. Photoshop computer program.

You can use photoshop on any digital computer to create or manipulate just about any image.

22. Draw on a wall.

During war time, things can get lonely. Try drawing an image on a nearby, something that makes you happy. Ex. An Italian soldier draws a romantic love in the nude on a beach, 1943.

21. Wrap it up.

Tired of looking at your sculpture or any everyday object? Cover it with a cloth, bed sheet or giant tarp. Ex. Christo’s ‘Wrapped Bottle,’ 1958.

20. Make yourself an interesting character.

For example, Samuel Rosenstock, who went under the name Tristan Tzara, was the unofficial ‘president of Dada’.

19. Use complex iconography.

If being direct seems boring, try hiding the meaning of your content with complex iconography. Ex. Hans Memling’s ‘Szenen aus dem Leben Mariä,’ 1480.

18. Put your art in a wood frame.

If your art is seeming a little glum, put that thing in a nice wood frame. It will look like a million bucks. There are many types of wood. Oak, Maple, Cherry, Pine, Oh my. Try going to Home Depot, they have a large selection of woods.

17. Just paint water.

When stuck, and you have no idea what to paint, try painting something serene, that makes someone feel at peace: like water. Ex. Roy Ortner’s entry for Art Prize, 2009.

16. Ask for divine help

When devoid of motivation, try channeling something larger than yourself. Possibly, your creator. Could the creator create a creator?