52. Nudes.

Clothing is overrated, and the body of a human (or other) being is a beautiful thing. Show it off! They come in colors and sizes. Ex. Lucien Freud’s ‘Benefits Supervisor Sleeping,’ 1995.

45. Restore something old.

Try becoming an Art Historian. You can show your love for Jacques-Louis David by more than just rehashing 18th century French Neoclassicism.

44. Make ’spin art.’

All you need is paint, a canvas, and a spinning platform. Ex. Damien Hirst took the “As Seen on TV” staple to “As Seen in the Tate Modern”.

33. Paint with a body part.

Nothing says you’re passionate about art like a labial brush stroke or the texture of that stray pubic hair.

19. Use complex iconography.

If being direct seems boring, try hiding the meaning of your content with complex iconography. Ex. Hans Memling’s ‘Szenen aus dem Leben Mariä,’ 1480.

17. Just paint water.

When stuck, and you have no idea what to paint, try painting something serene, that makes someone feel at peace: like water. Ex. Roy Ortner’s entry for Art Prize, 2009.

5. Use more white.

Kandinsky writes “It is not a dead silence, but one pregnant with possibilities,” from ‘Concerning the Spiritual in Art.’ Published in 1911.

1. Pointillism is a way to show depth.

Ex. Detail from Seurat’s La Parade de Cirque (1889), showing the contrasting dots of paint used in pointillism. This is interesting.