54. Make a drawing machine.

A good drawing doesn’t even need you. Set up paper and a swinging pencil, and then even your cat can make a Twombly drawing.

51. Learn to schmooze.

It’s possible that your work will be the least important facet of your being an artist, so start acquiring the important social skills of drug consumption and pretending to care when someone fills your ear with their vapid stories.

48. Use a pencil with an eraser.

It’s easier to erase someone’s name on the back of a drawing and replace it with yours than it is to meticulously attempt to copy their work.

47. Use a stapler.

When you’re tired of glue, a stapler is for you. For a more industrial, tough connection. Ex. Baptiste Debombourg’s staple murals. View our instruction video here.

44. Make ’spin art.’

All you need is paint, a canvas, and a spinning platform. Ex. Damien Hirst took the “As Seen on TV” staple to “As Seen in the Tate Modern”.

43. Pushpins.

We’ve all used them in school or at the office, but did you know that you can pop them into a board and make glamorous pictures? Answer: you can. They come in colors and sizes. Ex. Eric Daigh’s ‘Meghan,’ 2009.

39. O-ri-ga-mi.

This traditional Japanese folk art began in the 17th century, and it’s still being used to this day. Start with a piece of paper or even some unused money!

36. Tragically expire young.

Ex. Dash Snow.

34. Stare at someone.

A childhood favorite game is also a work of art. You can look deep into someone’s soul and create a wonderful performance by simply staring. Give it a try on someone unsuspecting. Ex. Marina Abramovic’s ‘The Artist is Present,’ 2010.

33. Paint with a body part.

Nothing says you’re passionate about art like a labial brush stroke or the texture of that stray pubic hair.

32. Steal.

Picasso famously endorsed theft, so it might be worth a try. Ex. The City of Philadelphia’s theft of the entire Barnes Foundation.

29. Mezzotint.

We love tints, and so will you. This drypoint printmaking method uses a metal tool with small teeth, called a ‘rocker,’ (be careful!) to roughen the plate and create beautiful tones. Ex. Peter Ilsted’s ‘Sunshine V.’

28. Cut off a body part.

Some people consider this art. Ex. Van Gogh cut off his ear, although some art historians claim Gauguin wielded the knife.

27. Bedazzle!

This one is for all the divas out there. A little glitter can go an very long way. All you need is some sparkly gems and glue (hot is preferred).

24. Disguise your words with calligraphy.

If you have something abrasive or unfortunate to say, write it in calligraphy. No one will know what you’re saying, and you might not be held accountable for it.

21. Wrap it up.

Tired of looking at your sculpture or any everyday object? Cover it with a cloth, bed sheet or giant tarp. Ex. Christo’s ‘Wrapped Bottle,’ 1958.

13. Play with fire.

Ex. While camping, put a few lead fishing weights into an empty metal can and place the can carefully on your campfire. Carve something into a bar of soap, and in a few minutes, when the lead has completely liquified, slowly pour the lead into your mold and let it cool.

7. Tone can be used to subtly shift perceptions in surface; using shading techniques such as blending, hatching and stippling, and without the use of line.

Ex. ‘The Artist’s Mother,’ Georges Seurat, 1882-1883, Conté pencil, 12⅞ x 9½.

4. Sand is not an obvious, but useful material. Dry sand is loose, but when the proper amount of water is applied, sand becomes adherent.

Ex. Sand made into scultpure, at the “Dinostory” exhibit in Frankston, Victoria, Australia.

3. You can create images by assembling small pieces of colored glass, stone or other materials, in a process called mosaic.

Ex. 3rd Century mosaics of Bikini Girls at the Villa Romana in Sicily.

1. Pointillism is a way to show depth.

Ex. Detail from Seurat’s La Parade de Cirque (1889), showing the contrasting dots of paint used in pointillism. This is interesting.